colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

(via ugly)

eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

(via ugly)

spankmehardbarry:

"sweetie when u get a chance can u go and accept the farmville requests i sent you??"

nerdymelly:

Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.

(via ugly)

retiredjesus:

officer: ur under arrest for murder & armed robbery

me: lol breh chill

(via that-kid-ry)

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

cyberpark:

mom: amazons flying delivery drone is here with your package

image

me: what the fuck

(via that-kid-ry)